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"W H F!"

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Author PALEMOON
Tags author:palemoon blckalcs rated
Created 2008-07-29
Last Modified 2008-07-29
Rating
4
by 7 people.
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Description It was a Thursday I stepped to the club, there she was
Draped in a burgundy dress, silhouetted superbly
Curved indeed, she started staring in my direction
Luring and urging seductively, body language instructing me
I offered her a drink instead she took a cup of tea
And then I lied about my luxury lifestyle
I said "So who you be? You looking kind of tight, gal
I would love to see you in a nightgown"
She said "They call me the Dragon Queen and I come from Tibet
I'm calm in the face of pressure and you'll never see me sweat
I've come to your country in search of a lost Scroll
That contains directions to a hidden village comprised of gold"
I looked at her confused and said "But why have you told me this?"

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dude!

this one is sick! Don't know how I'd not played it before. The chainguns work super great, real adventure feel, and then to top it off you have the floorguard concept at the end: super fun. I felt like the top right chain could have been one space back (not sure hooow much that would have helped, just whenever I started it came slightly too early for me to ease into the adventure-y...ness. of it), but yeah great map. Faved.
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Second try

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Beastly

Though, maybe either of the top two chainguns was an overkill. My favorite part by far was the top left, though the floorguard tunnels made for some great gameplay, having to go back onto the surface if you went in the wrong hole.

Heh

you didn't take out the "a".

4aved. I liked the chainguns.

no man

this is blackalicious (song: hanger, Cliff)

i suppose i should credit it more openly than in the tag with all the vowels removed...

She said the description that I fit
Was that of the Chosen One who'd go beyond
Then slipped a concoction in my drink
Immediately set my consciousness adrift?
Now I'm in that zone dwelling, I woke in a warehouse tied to a chair
With an abundance of flair surrounding me in a circular angle
Glared up at the Dragon Queen's lair, wasn't imagining a thing
Her steps on the stairs had a magic Gleam, glowed brightly
To prepare me for my journey a Sword was hovering towards me
Plus garlic from the Keepers of the Gate who bore all the secrets and take
Care of trespassers, but at last it's prophesied that I would gain
Access to a cultural dynasty buried and seize and capture the Scroll
Massive helicopters patrolled the rooftops, strapped in
Began travelling into the darkness, knew not of what awaited
Thought of a way to get out of it, just then the bottom gave way
I began falling and gave it ten seconds, pulled the cord on my parachute
Landed surrounded by a herd of wild barracudas, lions
The sounds of the wild kingdom piercing like a siren
Was I entering near the mere mortal life span's end?
Defiantly I stood boldly as they began closing in
And time seemed to be moving rapidly just then?
"Whole house freeze!"