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I'm the dance commander

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Author crescor
Tags author:crescor becauseelseiwullhuntyoudownandriptheveinsoutyourflesh. featured love me rated will you
Created 2008-10-18
Last Modified 2008-10-18
Rating
3
by 57 people.
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Description It would be awesome
If we could dance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's take the chance
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's start the show
Because you never know
You never know
You never know until you go



I'm the dance commander.
You love the dance commander.

This map was featured on 2009-01-09

Initially I had doubts, but they soon left as I played this wonderful map. I Am The Dance Commander [nmaps.net], by Crescor, is an innovative hybrid of a map unlike any other map ever seen on Numa. Crescor flawlessly weaves together aspects of fast-paced rocket dodging on the outside, and gauss dodging as you climb the rocks for the ever-elusive AGD on the inside. He manages to bind together simplicity and minimalism, and tops it off with some classy launchpads. Crescor has been in need of a feature for a long time, and has finally created the map to get one. — tinkers7777

Other maps by this author

Thumbnail of the map 'Origenes' Thumbnail of the map 'Handy man' Thumbnail of the map 'The way of the philosopher.' Thumbnail of the map 'Speedrun' Thumbnail of the map 'The kids' Thumbnail of the map 'She's such a charmer'
Origenes Handy man The way of the philosopher. Speedrun The kids She's such a charmer

Comments

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Warning:

Giant shitstorm below.

:P

dude what a map

Beat

myself by 14 frames.
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lol

10 frames faster, andreas.
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I thought..

that the point of features were to show all that NUMA has to offer to people just entering the sight and to newcomers. To have diversity within the featured maps, that's why the reviewers try to get different authors for features and why there are more than just one reviewer.

At rule: People don't need to have a feature to be able to critisize it. All they need to be able to do is to play a map.

So, I don't mind this feature.

5 frames faster!

ganteka...
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by 42 frames. What Riobe?!
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:D

bahaha

all that controversy is beautiful. pure art.
I guess 'll make a near identical demo to his but slightly better lol.
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Cool level.

Outside gold demo. Hard but fun. Left side too hard to destroy rockets.
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no...

no, because the

rockets make it coherent

it's not bad imo

but the rocket on the right should be replaced by a guass

srew you,

autosurfer

O and autosurfer.

Saying both "I think you don't deserve it" and "not personal" in the same comment is really confusing... :/

What the Fuck

Guys, could you all just stop whining about these features here. It's so annoying!
You guys keep saying to all those maps like: This is bullshit, it does not deserve it! BLABLABLA.

2 points here:
1. You better get your own featured map before you start moaning about other featured maps. (for those who don't have one)
Because if you think this is bad, then yours must be worse.
2. If you guys think you can all do it better, go and be a reviewer, let's see how you will all do it.

So from now on, shut your mouths with all those stupid insults here and finally respect people and their creations.
This is not possible, one of your maps being featured!
I think you don't deserve it.
The map lacks of the main thing needed in numa.
And it's ugly.
Not personal.

Dude

october is long ago..

..

"This map was made long ago:) "

Then I suppose you submitted it long after you made it, because October wasn't long ago at all. I hope that's what you meant.

I've already played and rated this. I forget what I thought of it.

Exactly!

And Skyray knows that! He is just trying to make a fool out of me.

Right back at you

It would be awesome
If we could dance
But I can't dance,and
I don't got no pants
Since I can't dance, and
We can't do no show,
'Cause I busted my toe
I busted my toe
I busted my toe so I can't go

you

are not leaving NUMA
and about the holes, lets call it personal taste.
However, what skyray said was not in any way an opinion. Nor was it about the map. It was a joke at the expense of me, and I'm not okay with that. I say that hes knows nothing because he thinks I do anything crescor says (apparently) and I say he speaks lies because I didn't feature his map because he asked me to. I say he has no credibility for me because he obviously thinks of grudges as family heirlooms. That is not flame-baiting.

SGD.

I don't like the holes in the tileset, and the beginning is boring, but other than that, I don't see what everybody finds to be so revolting about this map.
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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

GHM that was way more than 3 fuckin reasons i coulndtreadthem allllll

whenever the comment deleting god comes through this will be gone so fast...
which is why i posted it.

Who else liked

Towser?

Loved

Loved the 5th tag.

KONTRUHVERSHE

KONTRUHVERSHE

Easy...
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@ crescor

'trying to be different' - that's just not a good argument. because that doesn't make it good. you know, something could be completely different from anything i've ever seen, but still suck. as do these holes in the tileset.

Lol

It wasnt as serious a reason as the others, just thought it was worth noting.
That said, speedrun!
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Fair enough :P

If that's the case then you can excuse the 5th rule, if I could edit comments.

*blows the atob conch*
but it wasn't for tinkers that I quitted, I decided it a long time ago, but this was the time to say it.