A Floorguard's Paradise
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| Author | maxson924 |
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| Tags | action afp author:maxson924 featured floorguard rated |
| Created | 2012-05-15 |
| Last Modified | 2012-05-15 |
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4 by 16 people.
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| Description | My favorite enemy!
This is about 100 times harder than my last map. Hope you enjoy. |
This map was featured on 2015-04-30
“Hey! What the fuck are you doing here?”
“Uh… I’m a ninja? Going to places where we aren’t supposed to be is sorta our thing?”
“But not here! Never here! FUCK! Do you have any idea where you are?”
“Nope.”
“This is floorguard paradise! Where they go when they die from over-exhaustion after chasing you fuckers! They can’t help it, it’s a reflex, they fucking hate it! And now you come here, invade the one place where they can just do their thing and chill with their buddies? Get OUT!”
“…”
“Did you hear me?”
“GOLD!”
“… Oh fuck me.”
— lifdoff
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Comments
And while I don't really support swearing just to seem cool, I do feel that it works with the tone of the review and the frustration that it is supposed to convey on the part of the first speaker.
While there are other ways to establish this, they are not possible in 100 words, and I feel that the expletives are somewhat necessary to establish the intended tone.
While there are other ways to establish this, they are not possible in 100 words, and I feel that the expletives are somewhat necessary to establish the intended tone.
2015-04-30
Nicely constructed mine-jumper
Not a big fan of all the expletives on the front page, all-ages website and all.
2015-04-30
Review proofread by TheOli.
Here's a speedrun completion.
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2015-04-30
it's shit because there's impossible gold
0/5 map
2012-05-22
What do you call a dinosaur with no legs?
A bronto-sore-arse.
Beat fingersonthefrets by 33 frames, still improveable.
Beat fingersonthefrets by 33 frames, still improveable.
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2012-05-17
I didn't rate this?
asdf
2012-05-16
Nice runs, everyone.
And miststalker, that was the most unorthodox way to get by the fourth floorguard (out of the three on the left, the one at middle altitude). o_O Flashy, I like it.
2012-05-16
I'm glad someone feels my pain
Also, thanks for playing the pack! I feel I should point out that the versions I submit to numa are usually edited a fair amount from their pack versions; Eyesore is one of them, since I was never really satisfied with the gameplay in that one (I'm still not, but I think the numa version is the best iteration). Just to have anyone playing them at all, however, is lovely to hear!
2012-05-16
speed demo attempt
hit that same fucking mine again haha.
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2012-05-16
sub 1800 AGD :)
yeah this was really cool. Though it didn't really bring anything new to the table and there were a few bits i wasn't as keen on as the rest of the map, I had way too much fun on this not to give it a 5 haha :) Floorguards are up there with my favs as well haha. Probably second favourite though.
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2012-05-16
AGD.
:D
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2012-05-16
I wish it looked better
But the gameplay is spot on. The gameplay was fun enough that I kept playing around after completion until eventually I had an AGD. 5aved
Slow AGD:
Slow AGD:
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2012-05-16
haha I do
but I actually have to go out for lunch now. I'll probably play some more tonight though :)
2012-05-16
By all means, spam away.
Your demos prove you like my map enough to keep playing. :D
2012-05-16
sorry for spamming your map
but you should feel my pain. haha.
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2012-05-16
my god fuck everything.
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2012-05-16
sub 1900
is possible. I fucking hate that jump. haha.
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2012-05-16
AHHH
hahahaha. but sub 2000 is very much possible
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2012-05-16
this has a cool
MTI-ish thing. in that once you know how to do it all it becomes pretty moderate difficulty. Which I like a lot.
2012-05-16
AGD!
only like, 5th try, too.
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2012-05-15
UUUUGWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YEAH
APGD
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2012-05-15
Got even closer on this one.
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2012-05-15
GAAAAAAAAAHHHHH
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2012-05-15
Man, so no one's beaten it yet?
Maybe I'll try to get a completion/APGD of my own.
2012-05-15
Lol.
I should make a silly-detour-demo
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2012-05-15
why do hard maps have to be so hard.
all possible gold death demo
4
4
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Almost. >:D
2012-05-15
I hate you
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2012-05-15
Haha, but /that/ gold is very possible.
;D
2012-05-15
And yes, I put impossible gold.
*shrug*
tiki854
This map is... eh